Event on Ludicrosity

From a distance, you can see two teenage boys outside of the Mercury factory, playing with the silvery white liquid. You curse and run up to them, slapping the quicksilver from their hands. "Idiots!" you yell, "Don't you learn anything in school?" They stare blankly. "Hello?! Renal failure? Neurological symptoms? Peripheral Vascular Collapse? Ring a bell?" You stomp off in disgust, growling "Stupid kids..."