Event on Ludicrosity

You see two Centaurs huddled over a campfire, roasting marshmallows, so you ask if they would mind if you joined. They eye you suspiciously and growl, "We Centaurs once liked you humans, but we became sick of being called the 'most pathetic creature on the planet', so we threw you humans out of our city. Go away, or we shall kill you, too." You soon find out that roasted marshmallows are much tastier than roasted Centaur... MMMM...