Event on Ludicrosity

A half-naked nomad emerges from one of the large tents. You can't help but notice that he is wearing a large boot on his head. You point it out to him, asking, "Nomad, why do you wear a boot there?" The nomad smiles and replies, pounding a fist on his skull, "Protect head!" You frown, and are about to tell him that's what helmets are for, when you suddenly realize that he has a helmet strapped onto each foot. This truly is an odd place...