Event on Ludicrosity

Stuck under a muddy log is a huge golden snake. "Pleasse," it begs, "help me out.." So you happily lift the log and pull the thing out from underneath it. "Thanks," it says, "my name is Willy, the One-Headed Hydra. I lost my other heads in glorious battle over the years. By the way, I'm gonna have to charge you 1000 gold for trespassing in my swamp." With a sigh, you walk off, leaving Willy, the No-Headed Hydra writhing in the mud.