Event on Ludicrosity

A dead mage here is wearing a very curious pair of boots. You try them on and find that they are even the correct size! Suddenly, the mage stirs and reaches for the boots, but you kick him in the jaw and he crumples back to the earth. "They're MINE!" you yell at the dead mage angrily. It is about now that you realize that you are causing a scene...