Event on Ludicrosity

Sitting in a small clearing around a portable table are three vampires, each sipping tea from a mug. You walk up to them and ask if you may join them. One of them extends a hand, inviting you to sit, which you do. Another pipes in, "What a lucky day for you, sir. We're sipping a noble's blood today!" The third interrupts, "Yes, that pompous knave, Earl Grey. Thankfully, his blood is less bitter than his tongue." You suddenly feel ill.