Event on Ludicrosity

A high pitched whine reaches your ears. "Red hot chili here! Get your spankin', burnin', seethin', spicy red hot chili here!" The noise is coming from a man behind a small stand off to the side of the road. You approach and ask, "Chili?" The toothless man, wearing a ridiculously large yellow hat, replies, "It's stew. With beans!" You've never heard of beans, but stew is always good. You buy a round for your men.