Event on Go Ask Alice...

You come across a huge egg sitting on top of a wall in some ruins. He's wearing a wainscot (or is it a belt?) and looks to be quite the pompous dandy. You tell him you think you're lost and he says "Well, there's GLORY for you!" You wander away wondering what the hell he meant and wishing you had your "Sir Futile's Guide To Egg Slang" with you.